Archive | June, 2014

X-Men’s Second Class is coming

17 Jun

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X-Men Days of Futures past follow up “X-Men Apocalypse” is set to take place 10 years after the events of Days of futures past.  With a film set in 1983 and all the wrongs righted of X-Men: Last Stand we have a fresh start to bringing back some of our favorite characters.  I’m glad Bryan Singer used the time travel story to fix everything they screwed up in the X-Men Movie Universe of the past.  Now the question becomes who should be in Apocalypse?

Considering the setting of film in early 80’s its a good chance to reboot some of the aging actors.  Cyclops, Jean Grey and Storm would all be in there late teens to early 20s in the 80s.  I give you my casting picks for those best suited to take on the original X-men or in this case the second class.

Channing Tatum

Channing Tatum

We know Gambit is in and played by Channing Tatum.   I’ve seen alot of backlash among comic book fans about the choice especially worrying he’ll butcher the Cajun accent.  I’m not too worried 1. Because everyone who’s not from Louisiana butchers  Cajun accents 2. He’s a good enough actor with enough star  power to carry the role into solo films, which I believe Fox intends to do.  Hugh Jackman is getting up there in age and even he admits he might only have one more Wolverine film in him after Apocalypse.

At some point the X-Men will need a new leading man for films until they reboot Jackman’s Logan.   Even when they do that it may be a hit or miss with fans as Hugh as done a great job.  Tatum gets a bad rap as an actor being considered by some as only eye candy and not acting material but for an action film he has what it takes.  Lets face it X-men are not shelling out any academy award winning performances.  I for one am happy to see Gambit get some much needed big screen love.

Professor X

Professor X

I believe we’ve seen the last of Patrick Stewart and Ian Mckellan as Professor X and Magneto.    Its time for James Mcavoy and Michael Fassbender to continue the legacy of the long-time rival and old friends.  The franchise is in good hands with those to at odds they play well off each other and both will do fine carrying the mantle from two beloved legends.  Without a doubt Jennifer Lawrence and Hugh Jackman should and will be back as Mystique and Wolverine.  As well as Beast although I’d like the Kelsey Grammer version instead.

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Liam Hemsworth as Cyclops

 Cyclops the X-Men field leader and right hand man of Professor X has been given a chance at new life.  I choose Liam Hemsworth as my fantasy pick for the character.  Thor’s real life younger brother has all it takes to play one of the bigger X-men.  The fact DC and Marvel has yet to snatch this guy up for a comic book film is a mistake and Fox should not pass up the chance.

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Emma Stone as Jean Grey

You can’t have Cyclops without his love interest in Jean Grey quite possibly the biggest change of Days of Futures past was giving us one of the most powerful mutants back in Jean Grey.  She should be played by the lovely Emma Stone in my opinion.  I love stone she’s gorgeous, a great actress and comes from a comic book film background having played Gwen Stacy in Amazing Spiderman 1 and 2.  If you saw them films you’d know she would be a great love interest opposite Cyclops and umm Wolverine.  She could play a great Jean and bad ass phoenix if they need that as well.  I know this seems like a stretch but hell Jennifer Lawrence is Mystique I’d love to see these two go at it.

lupita nyong'o as Storm

lupita nyong’o as Storm

Without a doubt if I could handpick a new Storm Lupita Nyong’o would be my number one choice.  I mean this woman is an amazing young actress drop dead gorgeous.  And hello not only is she from Africa like Storm but likes the Mohawk just like the bad ass hero.  Fox really needs a great actress for the role of Storm because if done right she could be a spinoff into a solo fiilm in the future.  Fox has some of the best female comic book characters in their mutant roster its s shame none has had a starring role.  Now as much as I wont Lupita for the X-men chances are this phenomenal actress is not interested in superhero roles but one can always dream.

I know Fox wont end up with any of these actors but hell this is my casting couch and I am sticking with it.  Now if only they would bring back my man Nightcrawler it would make up for missing out on those picks.

Nightcrawler

Nightcrawler

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A fathers fight

15 Jun
Happy Fathers day

Happy Fathers day

Today’s Fathers day and I’ve received numerous calls and texts wishing me a “Happy Fathers day.”  I appreciate them all but at the risk of sounding ungrateful they make me sad.  Truth is I’m dealing with a battle a battle to be a father, which is a shame because I think I’m a damn good one.  I maybe far from perfect I make mistakes but I try to be the best I can for my girl.  However her mother doesn’t see it that way.  I’m not going to use this as a forum to bash her we have our differences and sadly my daughter is stuck in the middle.  Therefore this fathers day is not the happy one it should be for me.

I dont need to be congratulations or to be commended for the job I’ve done as a father.  Its my duty, one I take on with honor and do with love.  I’ll never understand how someone can just abandon a child, I’ll go to war for my little girl.  No one can push me out her life let alone myself willingly give up that right.  When she say’s “Daddy I love you”, “Daddy I miss you”, “Call me tonight daddy” it melts my heart like no other persons words ever can.

That alone is motivation to fight on, to be in her life.  If you have a child don’t put them at odds with the other parent.  Mothers do not use them as pawns to move and navigate to get what you want.  Fathers do not take out the anger you have towards a bad relationship on them.  Our kids are innocent all they want is a parents love and if you are fortunate enough to have someone who wants to be in the picture for child do not deny them that right.   In the end kids will grow and they’ll determine who their parents are for themselves.

When its all said and done only one person can judge me as a father.  Not the courts, my friends, parents, or her mother.  The only opinion that matters is that of my child.  One day she’ll be old enough to look back at me as a father and I am confident she’ll be able to say “Happy Fathers day” with pride and love.

I leave you with these words I wrote on her birthday

On this day five years ago my daughter was born. During her life I’ve learned and grown. Nothing stands out more than my ability to endure. I thought I was a zero but on this day I became a superhero. No xray vision, I cant fly above. My only super power is a father’s love.

 

These aren’t your grandaddy’s trannies

10 Jun

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I miss the days when transsexuals didn’t make me question my sexuality. Don’t get me wrong I’m not into chicks with dicks but if I was, today’s choices sure are less obvious. Gone are the manly bodied, stubble faced tranny replaced with a more femine version. Hormones, implants even adams Apples are gone. Shit some have faginas (reconstructed vaginas out of penis) only the finger smell test can save you. Once you go to third base the damage has already been done my friend, might as well score.

Not only do todays tranny physcially look more femine thanks to advancements in science they are more educated as to how to dress and make up correctly.   Some trannies especially “old school” ones are over the top with outfits and makeup but overall I’ve noticed new generations of T.S have taken a better approach to looking more lady like.   To be frank some appear to the a better job than natural born women.

Jennifer Lopez boyfriend is accused of cheating with the two trannies.  Now if a young stud like this who’s got J-Lo a millionaire hotty could cheat with a tranny who else wont flip?  You’re probably thinking well he’s gay or bisexual which is a fair assumption I mean these are “ladyboys” he’s banging.  Thing is he’s not hooking up with a manly looking dude they are actually pretty hot shemales.  Matter fact both look similar to Jennifer Lopez in the face and the body, so he’s not going to far away from her.  Only thing is they packing a pecker.

Here’s Casper and one of his alleged Tranny lovers

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There is no question that transexuals have come along way both with how we accept them in our society and how much they look like women.  Carmen Carrera is a transgendered model who petitioned to become a Victoria Secrets model, honestly if you saw her you’d think she was a supermodel.  I’m going to do my best to say this without setting off any gaydars but Carrera is hot, penis or not.  If you just look at her you without knowing history you’d never guess that was a man.

 Funny thing is with all these hot trannys nowadays with my luck If I was into transgender female I’d probably find one hung like a donkey. Shattering my ego with her massive Womanhood. Who am I fooling, I’ve seen some woman with bigger clits than my endowment.  And that my friends is why I’ll appreciate a tranny from a far to protect my fragile ego. If she wasn’t hot and hung she’d probably resemble Made.

Seriously I commend today’s transsexual woman for looking like a real woman unlike their original pioneers. I just hate I get all the answers wrong on *Maurys* segment “Is it a he or she?” Some make me feel all weird inside (no pun intended) I’m old school I love good old fashioned vagina, but if I was doing ten years in Jail I wouldn’t mind one of them as a cellmate is all I’m saying.  After all what happens in jail stays in jail, wait or is that Vegas?

At the end if the day all that matters is if you’re happy. No matterif you’re into X-Men like the comic books or an Ex-men like high heels, boobs and penis. Be you and be free my friends.